Dynasty Songtext
von Kash Krabs

(I-I-I′m)
(Heh-heh, huh-huh)
Mr. Squidward? (I-I-I'm) Please, press record
(I like audio engineering, Squidward)
(I-I-I′m working on dying)
Heh-heh (BNYX), yeah


I just made all of this money
Make sure that none of my employees is paid (cash)
You gon' need more than them buckets
To conquer the dynasty we went and made (made)
Take a good look at my roster
They really the ones that went and made a change (money)
Yeah, we been flippin' them patties
We makin′ thеm burgers that they really cravе
Krabs in this bitch (ha)
Squid′ in this bitch (huh-huh)
Pat' in this bitch (bah)
Sponge′ in this bitch (ooh, yeah)
We're hitting nothing but net
But we′re not huntin' for jellyfish (ooh, I′m ready, yeah)
Gon' need a Chum Bucket hat on my head
Only way I can switch (yeah, heh)

Been in this game, they should know I'm a vet′ (yeah)
Fought in the war, that shit made me depressed (uh-huh)
So I opened a restaurant and made me this cash (uh-huh)
Now I′m throwin' these verses all over the track (uh-huh)
Only ride with my gang, only ride with the pack (uh-huh)
Gotta maximize profit, I won′t pay the tax (uh-huh)
If he don't pay a stack, then he off of the track (cash)

Pull up to the Krusty Krab to get a snack
Sandy, she blastin′, she givin' up cake (uh-huh)
Open Sesame, I get to the bank
Smokin′ on seaweed, you know it's that dank (uh-huh)
Sundae Surprise with the way that it stank
I feel like a man, not a mermaid (yeah)
Put a round to his top, like he Sandy (uh)
Knock his top off, I turn him to Man Ray (ha-ha)
Gettin' cash, Mr. Krabs know the mandate (yeah)


Gettin′ cash, me and Krabs never missin′ (uh-huh)
Saw the future, had to follow in the vision (yeah)
Clarinet when I play, they gon' listen (huh)
I′ma tell you how I got these riches (look)
Mr. Krabs sent the check, Squidville be the set
Bikini Bottom what I rep' (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Made it off of "Clarinet" (ba-ha-ha)
Now these clones be on my neck (I′m ready!)
I'm askin′, "What's next?"

Goo in my cup, it's muddy
Sorry, I′m burstin′ ya bubble, buddy
But your girl's karate chopped, she′s ugly
She sick as fuck, she look kinda sudsy
I said "No, thank ya", built like an angler
Hands like the Strangler, they smelly and massive
Krabs holdin' pay stubs, potential waster
Only getting one chance, you better firmly grasp it
They say they want a food war, then let′s get it (brrrru-tu-tu)
On fire underwater, ignorin' the physics (brrrru-tu-tu)
Try to emulate the sauce, we′ll dismiss 'em (brrrru-tu-tu)
Take out the trash, but the sea lice will get it (brrrru-tu-tu, woo!)
Are you feelin' it now, Mr. Krabs? This kelp finally hitting
Should we be in the trap
But it′s just a restaurant, who you kiddin′? (ba-ha-ha)

I just made all of this money
Make sure that none of my employees is paid
You gon' need more than them buckets
To conquer the dynasty we went and made
Take a good look at my roster
They really the ones that went and made a change
Yeah, we been flippin′ them patties
We makin' them burgers that they really crave
Krabs in this bitch (ha)
Squid′ in this bitch (huh-huh)
Pat' in this bitch (bah)
Sponge′ in this bitch (ooh, yeah)
We're hitting nothing but net
But we're not huntin′ for jellyfish (ooh, I′m ready, yeah)
Gon' need a Chum Bucket hat on my head
Only way I can switch (yeah)

(Aye-aye, aye-aye)
(Aye-aye, aye-aye)
(Aye-aye, Aye-aye)
(Aye-aye, aye-aye)