If I Were (Corona Virus) Songtext
von Kenny Holland

If I were Liam Hemsworth
Then you'd be Miley Cyrus
And if we did the math
You'd be the plus and I'd be the minus
I'd throw rocks at your window
Until it breaks and sounds a siren
And you'd probably kill me
But you'd be killin' me with kindness
You could be my Bonnie
And I could be your Clyde, just
Sail the seven seas
Like two sophisticated pirates
The clocks would have no numbers
'Cause you make every moment timeless
And, baby, I would love you
Even with coronavirus


If I were Tarzan you would be
The Jane to help me know I'm sane
If I were Superman, I'd save
The world and you'd be Lois Lane
If I were a mad scientist
I'd find the cure to all the pain
And you would be the only inspiration
This just might be the last December
And, if so, then you're last thing I wanna remember
'Cause there's not much life to live
But I've got so much love to give to you
And COVID-19 wouldn't make a difference

If I were Liam Hemsworth
Then you'd be Miley Cyrus
And if we did the math
You'd be the plus and I'd be the minus
I'd throw rocks at your window
Until it breaks and sounds a siren
And you'd probably kill me
But you'd be killin' me with kindness
You could be my Bonnie
And I could be your Clyde, just
Sail the seven seas
Like two sophisticated pirates
The clocks would have no numbers
'Cause you make every moment timeless
And, baby, I would love you
Even with coronavirus


First, before I sing this part
Just know that it's unbiased
Earthquakes, hurricanes, school shootings
Sicknesses, and ISIS
Even in the midst
Of a worldwide pandemic crisis
Baby, I'd still love you
Even with coronavirus