Bloodsnax Songtext
von Vargskelethor

Dead by snax, dead by snax!
Dead by snax, dead by snax!
Dead by snax, dead by snax!
Dead by snax, dead by snax!
Dead by snax, dead by snax!
Dead by snax, dead by snax!
Dead by snax, dead by snax!
Dead by snax, dead by snax!

I heard that somewhere far off in the ocean
There lies an island where the creatures roam
A famed explorer tells me they′re delicious and yet
They're hitherto unknown

You might think it sounds impossible
′Til you've seen a carrot crawl


Kinda bug and kinda snack
Try to catch 'em in your trap
Feed somebody and you′ll see
We are whatever we eat
Find ′em hiding in the sand
Tearing up a ketchup patch
Come to Snaktooth Island and
Discover
It's Bugsnax
It′s Bugsnax
Talkin' ′bout Bugsnax
It's Bugsnax
They′re inside of my flesh!

And if the rumor's not complete baloney
Then it's the story of the century
So grab a journal listen up and make some new friends
To solve the mystery
(Oh God!)
An expedition thirteen-strong
Of Grumpuses who all set off
Seeking out a better life
On Snaktooth Island they did find
A tasty quest to fill the hole
That many feel inside their soul
Venture deep to reach the truth
And maybe you′ll learn something too
You might think it sounds impossible
′Til you've seen a sandwich climb a wall


Kinda bug and kinda snack
Try to catch ′em in your trap
Feed somebody and you'll see
We are whatever we eat
Find ′em hiding in the sand
Tearing up a ketchup patch
Come to Snaktooth Island and
Discover
It's Bugsnax
It′s Bugsnax
Talkin' 'bout Bugsnax
It′s Bugsnax
Everyone′s talkin' ′bout Bugsnax

Thought it was a children's game
But now you′re dying and screaming in pain
Bunger's crazy, he′s out for blood
Snaxtooth Island's corpses are buried in mud
Thousand sacrifices won't satisfy my need
I am Bunger, on meat I feed!
Bow down to the Bugsnax
They′re already inside you
Death to Videodrome
Long live the new flesh!

I′m Triffany Lottablog
Oh yea, Vargfren
Look at him
He's green like me
This guy knows what he′s doing
Look, he's got a little hat
Very good, very amazing gamer
According to me the best archaeologist in the biz
Triffany Lottablog