Born To Shit (Forced To Wipe) Songtext
von Vargskelethor

It′s all shits and giggles 'til someone giggles and shits
Yeah, I like making NFTs, non-flushable turds
I pretended to be a dumb bitch for too long
Now I don′t know how to stop
I like my coffee like I like my metal
Up my own ass

Born to shit, I'm forced to wipe
Oh, they tell me to dry when I'm done laying pipe
Born to shit, I′m forced to wipe
I don′t care if it smells, I'll wipe when I feel like it

Yeah


My body′s a machine that turns ice cream into diarrhea
Last time someone called me a pussy, I cried for three hours
It's past my bedtime to all the haters saying
I′ll get nowhere In life, you were freaking right

The devil shits when a good guy farts
Can I get a happy meal with fries instead of apples?
Don't turn off the lights, I′m afraid of the dark

Born to shit, I'm forced to wipe
Oh, they tell me to dry when I'm done laying pipe
Born to shit, I′m forced to wipe
I don′t care if it smells, I'll wipe when I feel like it

We all have our own opinions
But deodorant is delicious and that′s a fact
Yeah, I've got IBS, Itchy Ball S
I wipe my ass just, so I can, shit my pants again
Because I was born to shit and forced to wipe