United States of Skeletons Songtext
von Vargskelethor

All rise for the national anthem
Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn′s early light
What so proudly we hailed at the spookiest fright

Vote!

Now you've elected the wrong guy
Now you can kiss humanity goodbye
Why did we elect an evil skeleton?
His slogan was "I′ll turn you all into gelatin"


I am
President Bone Guy
Say goodbye
You're all gonna die
Prepare to fry

Why did we do this?
We knew it was bad
He's made of bones and he′s got a shoulder pad
Anyone that′s elected
And has no eyes
Surely means we'll turn into french fries

United States of Skeletons
Blown apart by giant guts

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Skeletons
And to the republic for which it stands
One nation under bones